Welcome, tourists!

Some recent keywords that have brought the unsuspecting hordes to fretmarks include:

Coffee sloganeer
pro patria mori
Bio-Spheres and Boswelox®
harry potter and the babblers pebble
Shiny Parka Bondage

That last one would have been my favourite, were it not for MSN. Which brought one surfer to fretmarks who'd been searching for:

Photos and beautiful pictures of international landscape and important land marks.

Oh dear. I hope he or she wasn't disappointed. Maybe this will help: