Which might be the greatest sentence ever to have appeared on the BBC news website:
Mr Weston-Webb, who supplies flooring to hit BBC show Strictly Come Dancing, said he will also use a cannon, which once shot his wife Mary across the River Avon in a circus show, to fire a railway sleeper at intruders.
It is poetry. Full story, which of course you now want to read, here.
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But did you hear what he said, when asked if he was concerned about hurting intruders? He promised to put a rubber ball on the end of the sleeper. Oh, well that's okay, then.
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Bloody hell
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