Thursday, January 26, 2006

Wastrel Pluvialis

A childishly good time was had by me at the Mechanical Contrivium. Thank you Xtinpore...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fretmarks
  1. Lightning strikes fretmarks over seven times every hour!
  2. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have fretmarks for the rest of the day.
  3. All shrimp are born as fretmarks, but gradually mature into females.
  4. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, fretmarks and compline!
  5. All swans in England belong to fretmarks.
  6. Europe is the only continent that lacks fretmarks.
  7. Snow White's coffin was made of fretmarks.
  8. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up fretmarks.
  9. Apples are covered with a thin layer of fretmarks!
  10. Neil Armstrong first stepped on fretmarks with his left foot.
Eerie, some of those.

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