Earnest woman to older male colleague
Woman: "The thing about Brokeback Mountain that really got me was that the main characters, the two cowboy guys, were so....so....um....so...."
Man: "Inarticulate?"
Woman: "Yes!"
Two guys in black tie and a girl in a pink ballgown leaving college gates this morning:
Girl: (mid conversational flow) ".....eww, yes, that was gross. It was like that time I got groped in a Bolivian porn cinema!"
Guy: "You're going to have to explain that"
Girl: (in horrified tones) "Oh, it was awful! We went into this porn cinema in Bolivia, and this guy came and sat next to me and tried to grope me!"
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You do realized that there is no way I can come up with any comments that will be worthy of those observations...
If I'd had a cup of tea and a monocle while hearing these conversations, I would have a) spluttered the tea, and b) dropped my monocle into the cup. They were that good.
HAHHAHA!
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