I read, with delight, a leaflet on magickal tours the other day. You know: Rosicrucian sites, Cathar sites, Knights bloody Templar. An all-roads-lead-to-Rosslyn Chapel kind of a thing, with a nice pentagram at the bottom. The kind of thing to which Dan Brown has given a bad name.
What I loved most about this leaflet was the small print. For purposes of anonymity, we'll call the tour guide John Smith. I read this:
Tour guide: John Smith, BA (Hons), (Reading for History) MA.
Aaah! I love this. Made me want to go on the tour.
Pluvialis, BA (Hons) MA (cantab), MPhil, (didn’t finish) PhD